You know you're a parent when...

1. "a night out" means dinner out 2. you too eat buttered pasta several times a week 3. six hours is a dreamy stretch of sleep 4. your time is...forget it. you have no time. 5. the statement "it's a whole new universe" sums it up

1. "a night out" means dinner out

1. you too eat buttered pasta several times a week

1. six hours is a dreamy stretch of sleep

1. your time is...forget it. you have no time.

1. the statement "it's a whole new universe" sums it up